In a confirmation the Government is looking over our shoulders and knows all, a new $100 bill design was unveiled in Washington today. While official reports claim the new bill is meant to deter counterfeiting, one Denver resident feels there's something more nefarious at play.
"Those horsef@ckers make them all look alike," said Gary Foster. "I mean how is a well-educated, corporate recruiter supposed to know the difference between these things?"
It seems Mr. Foster's concerns are even more sinister given the timing of this release.
"I don't know how they knew I was a moron, but it's impressive nonetheless," said Foster.
This all stems from an incident in Las Vegas last month, where in what Mr. Foster claims was an incident that "wasn't his fault," he inadvertently paid $100 instead of $10 to NOT hear Nickelback.
"Seriously they all look alike," Foster said sounding like a racist, but referring to bills in his wallet.
It seems there is a silver lining here for Mr. Foster however, who admittedly doesn't like Canadians and can't do math.
"Well, look it may have cost me more money than I intended but it's a good story," said Foster. "And now that I have spurred this critical change in our government treasury, I feel some measure of satisfaction that I had a hand in it and I didn't have to listen to Nickelback."
"Now I am waiting for Vegas to start playing 26 instead of 21 and I'll be all set."
