"You're so gay and you don't even like boys"

I just wrote a check for $281.00 US dollars for New Kids on the Block tickets. That’s right, “Hangin’ Tough”, Pre-pubescent “Please Don’t Go Girl” whining, Marky Mark’s older brother, New Kids on the Freakin’ Block. Now please understand that I will not be attending this concert, nor will even ask how it was when Mrs. GF returns home from it (seems like a redundant question). I will also be getting all of the money for the tickets back. But still, for record keeping purposes my bank will always have some ledger that shows that on September 16, 2008 GF scratched a check for New Kids on the Block tickets. I just don’t know what else to say.