I'm the kind of guy who generally procrastinates tasks that I don't really want to do. One of these tasks is shopping, which I absolutley loathe. So it should come as no surprise that I was out on December 23rd doing pretty much all of my Christmas shopping. I was able to finish up by about 2:00 and was feeling real satisfied with myself and my efficiency. As I left the overly crowded mall I caught sight of a Hooter's out of the corner of my eye. There was no question that this would be my lunchtime destination. Since I was alone, I pulled up a stool at the bar and ordered up a beer and a sandwich. As I sat there I began to over hear a conversation between the bartender and another Hooter's girl named Gina, who was very clearly drunk (she was actually sneaking shots with one of her tables). The conversation started with the two ladies lamenting "small dicked, high school dropout, ex boyfriends", and it went down hill from there. Drunk Gina also apparently likes the ladies (at one point screaming out "I LOVE PU.. and getting really high, while the other girl claims to have slept with Lil Wayne and NBA player J.R. Smith. Gina thought this was a pretty cool accomplishment but made clear she would have settled for "just smoking up with Weezy". Later in the conversation the topic turned to movies, which quickly devolved into their favorite kinds of "adult movies". At some point during this conversation Drunk Gina noticed me giggling like a school girl and they began asking my opinions on their various topics of discussion. I can't be sure but I believe my response went something along the lines of "uh...I like Will Ferrell movies and I'm married". The whole experience was just Solid Gold.
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