Married Math

In what will be a first on the Forum, we are going to share a little math equation with you. Frank (who still can't log in on his own) came up with something worth sharing.

Now I am not going to say every married dude has the same issues (but they do). I am not even going to say all married dudes will be able to sympathize (they can). What I will say, is that all of the stuff wives pull has to be true despite them saying it isn't. Proof: Put 100 dudes in a room, have one of them start venting on what it's like to have a wife and all other 99 will nod their heads. If somehow, you think you would be the lone standout (which if you do the math, is not offered as a possibility in my scenario), you are a liar...mostly to yourself. But the Five Guys know you are lying to your wife merely to make your life tolerable. Noble? Not in the slightest. Necessary? Afraid so.

I didn't make the rules. I also didn't follow them. And that's why I currently have no TV.

Anyway, on to the equation:

100% of the time I (Frank) get drunk = 100% wife will get mad

Drawn out in long form it is:

I (Frank) like to have fun divided by fact that wife is crazy, raving biatch multiplied by being a crazy woman that wants me (Frank) to be miserable = Frank wants to jump off a bridge

So, there you have it. I am not saying Frank is a genius or that the next Good Will Hunting will be about a character as genius as he is. But, Frank hits it pretty squarely on the head here and, like I said, the numbers don't lie. Do the math.